What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

What was your first gay male experience?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

How did you get to be a leftist?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Goldfinger

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd